It's never too late to be happy
WARNING: Sensitive content and strong language ahead.
1st chapter excerpt
Well, fuck. I royally screwed up this time.
Just like my grandma said I would. I can imagine her snickering and whispering "I told you so" underneath her ugly moustache. Hell, not whispering. Shouting it from the rooftops if she could climb there.
The hag.
Shit! Grandma, you were right. I ended up fucking up my life. I can only hope it was just mine and I didn't fuck up someone's else too.
Fuck! I can't feel anything. I can't see, speak, or move, either. I think...No, I'm sure. I think I'm sure.
Yep, I really fucked up this time.
Ha!
I bet these are the last seven minutes we all get, between life and death.
My whole life should be flashing trough my eyes right...about...now...
You can start now, Life! Clock's ticking.
C'mon Harper, focus on your early memory and the rest will surely come...Let's get this over with.
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Hmm! Interesting...
I guess I didn't have a life worthy of a moment like this.
Yeah, it's probably for the best.
Then I guess I can go now. There's no need for these seven minutes, Death.
Take me...
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