Loving all configurations of being

Summary: mayor Damien liked men and the one man he loved happened to be his best friend William. But William was straight and only liked women. Years later William became Wilford Warfstache, a man who loved all configurations of being, no matter what gender and he had fell in love with Dark, who was once Damien. They were happy together when one day Wilford thinks he's the Colonel and Dark as Damien, who was just his friend and not his lover.