Can I Have My Balls Back
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Why me? Why was I born with this unshakable awkwardness. My parents say that I will outgrow it as I get older,but here I am fifteen years old and probably just messed up my entire life with one awkward comment. Oh yes I just had to ask him "Can I have my balls back?"
Madi is an extremely awkward fifteen year old girl. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She stands around 5'5" and is definitely chunky. She is super crazy around her friends,but when she is around boys forget it. She has absolutely no skills when it comes to boys especially her hot neighbor. Zavier was the total opposite of Madi. Every poor in his body oozed confidants. He was extremely attractive and he knows it. He stands at 6'1" with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He has a chiseled jaw and a body men would die for. What happens when these two meet for the first time in the most awkward of situations?I guess we will have to see.
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