Off With His Head
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  • Time 6h 59m
  • Reads 1,766
  • Votes 131
  • Parts 44
  • Time 6h 59m
Complete, First published Mar 24, 2019
What do you do when you find out the guy you're dating's a vampire?

For Peyton Jennings, the answer is obvious. After catching Henry with his teeth buried in someone's neck, all she wants is to put an end to him. The only question is how.

Enter two strange men, who claim to be part of an elite organization that hunts mythical creatures. They've been tracking Henry for months, unable to get close, and Peyton could just be the key to taking him down for good. It seems like the perfect solution.

But, Peyton's assistance comes with a heavy price - she wants to be a Hunter, just like them.

When you throw in a shady deal with their leader, a green-eyed Hunter that's a little too charming for his own good and years-worth of training crammed into one week, it's clear that she's bitten off more than she can chew.

Faced with an impossible task and the possibility that she might die, she's too stubborn to back down. After all, as they say 'when life hands you a vampire boyfriend, it's time to make better decisions'.

Or something along those lines.

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