They say if you give it a chance, life might just surprise you. Well guess what? I don't want anymore surprises. My life is so unpredictable, I can 90% of the time know what to expect. But you can't expect me to put up with that idiot. ...and then I have to make the stupidest mistake of my life. Those percentages switch around and I'm forced to put up with the idiot. Yay. Notice the sarcasm dripping richly from my voice. Dedicated to @thewritersleeps
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