(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots
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  • Reads 35,505
  • Votes 495
  • Parts 12
  • Time 45m
Complete, First published Mar 25, 2019
Mature
Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun
(Mature tag is for potential cursing)

NOTE:
This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series.
- (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty)

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Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it.
- Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to.
- I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore.
-  I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work.
- Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics.
- Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you.
- For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself.

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ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing:
F (female)
M (male)
NB (nonbinary)

R (romantic)
P (platonic)
FA (familial)
NS (no ship)
RJ (reader's judgment)

F (fluff)
A (angst)
HC (hurt/comfort)
D (domestic)
AU (alternate universe)
C (crack)

LF (long fic)
SF (short fic/drabble)
ST (special trait[specified in fic]
UL (unrequited love)
ER (established relationship)

Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning.

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