Dear Diary... or whatever the fuck this is
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Ongoing, First published Mar 25, 2019
Welcome to the marvellous me! 

An in depth look at blah blah blah

I can't be frick frack fucked with this. Basically if you've got nothing better to do feel free to listen...read? I don't know. Read about self-obsessed me and my never-ending moaning (literally it never stops) about my 'sad little life', then enjoy. 

Warnings: You will most likely get either insanely bored, or enraged at how fucking hopeless I am. Frequent use of extremely disturbing language. Risk of picking up stupid phrases that will become part of your everyday conversations.

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