Welcome to the marvellous me! An in depth look at blah blah blah I can't be frick frack fucked with this. Basically if you've got nothing better to do feel free to listen...read? I don't know. Read about self-obsessed me and my never-ending moaning (literally it never stops) about my 'sad little life', then enjoy. Warnings: You will most likely get either insanely bored, or enraged at how fucking hopeless I am. Frequent use of extremely disturbing language. Risk of picking up stupid phrases that will become part of your everyday conversations. (Insert salute emoji here if it exists)All Rights Reserved