Your Personal Dream Catchers

Recurring nightmares are stopping you from your sweet, sweet dreams. From arachnophobia to Tokophobia, you can't sleep. Something deep down is haunting you. Maybe it's stress or depression. Desperate for a sweet dream, you contact my crew. My team has been taught to take these dreams, and turn them into a reality. Only the bravest of the brave can battle their own demons, and don't worry--you won't fight them alone. Kibo, Sakana, Tate, and Renga are my specialized dream catchers, assuring you that you'll sleep tonight. With a small fee and tips if we're lucky--we will provide you a service that will change your life.

In the meantime, we sit and laugh with each other, cry together, and there might be a kiss here and there. What I will say, however; surgeons cannot operate on themselves. All we have is each other--between that and helping you--our lives are quite busy. Care to read our stories? Maybe they'll only give you more nightmares? We see all your demons, so what exactly are we afraid of?

So, what do you say? Would you like to hire a personal Dream Catcher?