The adventures of Brussel Sprouts

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Join Brussel Sprouts on an adventure of a totally normal life. This green leaf-balled human is no ordinary man. His girlfriend Margaret is secretly a prostitute behind his back...Will he find out? What will he do?All Rights Reserved

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