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SARCASTIC REPLIES AND COMMENTS

Leituras 1,235
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Capítulos 9
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Leituras 1,235
Votos 69
Capítulos 9
Tempo <5 mins

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This Book contains Some of the most Savage moments And short one liner sarcastic lines!Todos os Direitos Reservados

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My Brother's Best Friend |COMPLETED✔️|, de anonymouss_lady

"You're such a jerk" I say, my cheeks heating up. "Oh really,?" He said, taking a step closer and his breath fanned my face. I didn't know what to say or to do. Was I doing something wrong? He leaned in, when the door opened. My brother just looked at us. ********************* Brianna. Your typical girl. Shy, lovely and adorable. Funny too. Alex. Your bad boy. Dorky, but lovely. Brianna's brother leaves his best friend in charge to keep his adorable sister safe. Little did he know they will grow feelings of each other. With some ups and downs, they soon admitted their feelings, but will it last long? Will the bad boy start being soft and lovely for his crush? The real question is, What will her brother do? What will he feel? Betrayed? Surprised? Angry? Happy? All of them? Read to find out! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* STRONG LANGUAGE* MATURE CONTENT*

Hashtag Criminal. (Completed), de Roman_renegade

Highest rank #2 in Humor The heat that came from his body made me almost want to embrace him. His breath fanned my face due to our closeness and I parted my lips in attempt to lose the air in my throat. His eyes travelled my actions to my lips and I watched his eyes darkening as they lingered upon them way too long. Biting his own bottom lips, he moved closer to my ear so that only I could hear what he has to say next. "Close that mouth of yours sweetheart unless you want something else inside it." __________________ Getting kidnap is one thing. Getting kidnap while you're on a walk with your grumpy cat who can't stop peeing is another. Feyona and Keyona are twin sisters. Everything about them is identical except their eye colour. What happens when one of the most powerful and cherry-tomato loving, hashtag criminal Sebastian, accidentally kidnaps Feyona instead of Keyona for the reason we're yet to find out. (Contains some mature scenes) NOTE : I HAD WRITTEN THIS BOOK WHEN I WAS A STUPID TEENAGER, SOME PARTS MIGHT MAKE YOU CRINGE AND THERE ARE HELL LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Devil Come Husband(Completed), de July_jasz

She is a savage and he is a devil in disguise. Let's see how they end up in a arrange marriage and live without killing each other. "Yuckk" he spitted everything once the drink touched his taste buds. "What the fuck is this?" He said looking at the drink with a disgusting look. "You asked me to prepare tea or coffee na, i was confused so i made both. I add 1 tsp of tea powder and 1 tsp of coffee powder in your drink" i explained my hardwork. ***************************************** "I am Ahana singh. I am 21 years old. I just completed my college. I can't control my stupid tongue. " ***************************************** "I am Arjun Malhotra . I am known for my cold attitude. I am a CEO of AM group of companies all over the southern asia. I want to see the fear for me in my peoples eyes. I don't trust anyone. I hate the word commitment". ***************************************** Just give a try to this book and add it to your library. you won't be disappointed 💖. This is my first book..so please pardon me if there is any mistakes...

Spericolato, de payattentiontoclass

Lilianne was a young girl abused her whole life. What happens when one day she gets kidnapped by her father the Don of the Italian Mafia. She refuses to be the same girl everyone pushed around. She soon meets Ace Luciano a family friend/ Mexican Don and ally but what happens when Ace loses someone he truly loved and tries to see Lilianne as yet another try at love. That all changes when she meets the Boss of the Bosses "El Padrino" Hades Gian Ramos, and he falls head over heals for her. Who gets the happy ending, just one, two, all three or neither? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Who did you wear this for?" He asks, teasingly tracing my body. "You" I say just because I'm aching for his touch. "Wrong answer Amore, never wear anything for a man, just wear it for you but in this case you are wearing this for Us" he whispers huskily in my ear biting my earlobe. "Who are you wearing this for" he asks once again this time he has shorts off and I feel him as our bodies are pressed together.

Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff, de MendesIrishMuffin

This book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x

We'll End Up in Hell Boys ✔, de Nadineat2

[Book 3] Imagine this ~ You are sitting on your couch, having the nastiest cold ever, when the front door bursts open. You look towards the main entrance and see three men. Strangers. A normal person would scream or run... But not Divana Lane. {This is the third book of the HEll series but you can read it as a stand-alone.} All Rights Reserved

PLANET mini-Me, de TonyMoreton

Some Abbreviated Sarcastic Ramblings on Anything and Everything that Amuses or Irritates - me. "A great easy read for all infuriated males. A proper grumpy old man take on a wide variety of situations and circumstances". “Manages to be extremely funny and savage at the same time”. “Hilarious ranting and moaning, but always set up within the context of a real and interesting storyline”. “The world this guy inhabits, many will recognise. But some of his solutions to the key issues of the day might make a few wince”. “Laugh out loud funny for grumpy old gits. A perfect gift for that frustrated male in your life”.

Sinister Intentions, de JustAriela_

[DISCLAIMER: This story is intended for a mature audience. Reader discretion is advised.] What do you do when danger comes knocking at your front door? You run like the devil himself is chasing you, but you don't stop. And if you fall, you get back up. But you never stop running. That's exactly what I did when an intruder found me home alone on Mischief Night. I ran and ran until my assailant caught me, and made me prisoner to his sinister intentions, forever changing the course of my life on that one bleak night. x Highest Rankings x #2 in Novella #56 in Taboo #73 in Fat #108 in eroticromance #127 in Spooky #136 in Halloween #167 darkromance #428 in Scary #528 in Horror-thriller

Funny Jokes!, de bethany201002

This book contains lots of jokes, some are new and some are well known.

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My Brother's Best Friend |COMPLETED✔️|

"You're such a jerk" I say, my cheeks heating up. "Oh really,?" He said, taking a step closer and his breath fanned my face. I didn't know what to say or to do. Was I doing something wrong? He leaned in, when the door opened. My brother just looked at us. ********************* Brianna. Your typical girl. Shy, lovely and adorable. Funny too. Alex. Your bad boy. Dorky, but lovely. Brianna's brother leaves his best friend in charge to keep his adorable sister safe. Little did he know they will grow feelings of each other. With some ups and downs, they soon admitted their feelings, but will it last long? Will the bad boy start being soft and lovely for his crush? The real question is, What will her brother do? What will he feel? Betrayed? Surprised? Angry? Happy? All of them? Read to find out! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* STRONG LANGUAGE* MATURE CONTENT*