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First Day on the Job

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Reads 59
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Parts 3
Time 31m

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It's Bill's first day at CTI. It isn't exactly his dream job -in fact, he never actually applied- but it should be a breeze. He simply has to destroy the entire universe and avoid being gruesomely killed in the process. All in a day's work, right?All Rights Reserved

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