First Day on the Job

First Day on the Job

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MatureComplete Fri, Apr 12, 201931m

blackcomedy comedy darkhumor dystopian post-apocalyptic

It's Bill's first day at CTI. It isn't exactly his dream job -in fact, he never actually applied- but it should be a breeze. He simply has to destroy the entire universe and avoid being gruesomely killed in the process. All in a day's work, right?

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