Mom I Made A Porno

"We should make a porno!!!" "No! No way Ash! My name is not Kim and you are not Ray J!" "Lexi, please...pretty please." "It won't get around will it." "It's just for my entertainment." And with that he gave me a quick wink and stood back. "So...?" "Oh my God, I am so dead if anyone finds out!" "Sweet! So I will see you at my house promptly at 10 my lady." And ladies and gentleman, at promptly 10pm on Thursday a.k.a a SCHOOL NIGHT I,Lexi Wake voted the nerdiest girl in Copperwood High not only lost my virginity to the hottest guy in school but I made a sex tape out of it. Yeah, I'm soo smart. FML Trust me, it gets worse.