story of a spider.

My name is Peter B. Parker, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.