I want a real fox tail and ears.!

Well this is in embarrassed and weird. I would want real fox tail and ears and have them really act to my emotions. I was wondering is there surgery for real fox tail and fox ears.? I know there are robotic cat tail and ears. But I want ears that are real on you head and tail attached to your tail bone and it real and dose act feel like part of you body and I been want a real fox tail and real fox ears since I was 11years old and I'm 17 years old now and about to turn 18 years old and I still want a real fox tail and fox ears an I want to be able to purr like a fox and the Fox tail and fox ears can pinkish red when your embarrassed and my favorite fox is the red fox. I'm not lie and I only tell the truth. It fine if you don't believe me. But I really do want a real fox tail and fox ears.