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The Book Of Jokes (Offensive)

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WARNING:This book may contain stuff some people may find offensive I mean like people will find this really really offensive I warned you so I really don't really don't want to see comments saying I'm a racist cause I'm not its just a joke book these jokes will be very crude and mean so if your not comfortable with that type of stuff don't read this book I will warn you in the chapters which jokes will be offensiveAll Rights Reserved

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