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Yeetus That Fetus

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Parts 35
Time 3h 36m

Reads 25,477
Votes 1,099
Parts 35
Time 3h 36m

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Jimin finds Yoongi at a gay bar. He hooks up with Yoongi and remembers something he did in the past, causing consequences in the future. After this encounter, Yoongi wants to be more than fuck buddies with Jimin, a relationship.

*THIS FANFIC IS AN ABSOLUTE JOKE! It's basically BTS M-Preg on crack?*All Rights Reserved

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You're My Drug (Yoonmin) by An_Unbiased_ARMY

Min Yoongi, known to everyone but Jimin as Suga. He's a drug-dealer, rebel teenager with a soft spot for a certain pink-haired boy named Park Jimin. The two have been best friends since they were little kids, and have lived together since the death of Jimin's parents. Everyone knows that there is something between the two, except for them. Yoongi is too preoccupied with dealing drugs and keeping Jimin safe to worry about recognizing his feelings for the younger. Jimin is too preoccupied getting Yoongi to quit dealing and drinking to admit his feelings. When the lifestyle Yoongi has been involved with interferes with Jimin's safety will Yoongi be able to leave that stuff behind? Will he quit the very drug that kept him sane throughout the years for the drug that is the pink haired boy by the name of Park Jimin? Background ships: -Taekook -Namjin Finished (Sequel in the making)

Yes // Yoonmin by squidster97

Jimin is hopelessly in love with his best friend Yoongi, who is totally oblivious to Jimin's feelings. When Yoongi's girlfriend of 6 months breaks up with him, he is absolutely devastated and is not sure how he can go on without her. Jimin is willing to do anything to help Yoongi get over her, even at the expense of himself. Jimin finds himself in a really difficult situation. Other ships include: -Taekook -a little bit of Namjin This story will include: -boyxboy -smut -strong language -mpreg -nonconsensual sex If any of these things bother you or are triggering, please do not read.

The Hoax by valenwriting

A YOONKOOK SHORT STORY! Recently dumped, heartbroken, and unwilling to move on, Yoongi spends his days wallowing in self-pity. He's trying to tell himself he doesn't need anyone or anything, but he knows better. He's a hot mess. He somehow finds himself at a party when his ex walks in, looking completely healed following their break-up. In a desperate attempt to appear unfazed, Yoongi pretends to be dating the person closest to him: an impossibly cute-slash-sexy boy who quite literally ran into him head first. What happens when you put two unlikely characters together: an unexpected match made in heaven or complete chaos? Contains: ✔ Fluff ✔ Language

Innocent or Dirty? by XSunnyGhoul

Where Jimin is an adorable teen who doesn't know much about the "adult" things whereas Yoongi is a mischievous not-so-innocent person. Yoongi accidentally texts Jimin thinking it's someone else. But he sticks around in hopes of getting into the "innocent" heart and maybe finding true love. Jimin on the other hand is completely oblivious to Yoongi's flirts and thinks that the others text are just him being nice. They become buddies through text messages until Yoongi becomes a music teacher in Jimin's school. AGE GAP****** *Jimin is (18) and Yoongi(22)*

Smile More | A BTS FF, YoonMin Social Media AU (Complete) by AmyWritesFics

Smile More | BTS AU, A Yoonmin FF | A Multimedia/Social Media Story (Complete) • • • "Hyung, I bet I can give you something that'll make you smile..." -Jimin. • • • • • Min Yoongi lives a very simple life; a basic life, a boring life, a safe life. On most days, Yoongi prefers his solitude over company. Many view him as being cold and unapproachable because of how he carries himself. There's also the fact that he rarely ever smiles. Yoongi's small group of friends, however, know the truth about him and it isn't that he's cold or heartless. Mean looking? Yes. Evil? No. Min Yoongi may appear tough on the outside, but on the inside, he's as soft as cotton. And so is Park Jimin - soft, that is. Yoongi's quiet little world doesn't become disturbed until after one of his friends decides to add a new member to their clique. It's then for when Yoongi meets an amusingly annoying, but insanely cute pink haired boy named Park Jimin. The two are complete opposites yet somehow they end up being the missing piece to each other's puzzle. • • • DISCLAIMER: this is a work of fiction based in an alternate universe. I do not own BTS/their likeness/names/etc. They are their own people. This story, its events, and images are completely fictional and was created for entertainment purposes.

hallucinating - jikook by jeonwya

jungkook and jimin have their own background problems, being in the old college they are in, they end up in the same elevator. but that's only how they meet. jungkook being a playboy, and sleeping with almost every girl on campus, says he's straight. jimin is always staying in his room, locked up, studying. sometimes even skipping meals (smh). really, he only goes out if its absolutely neccesary. or jimin has very low self esteem and jungkook wants to help. even if he has his own problems that he doesn't like saying to other people. completed!

It's Him I love by obmusique

(Taejin Fanfic) "Can you please stop hurting yourself and accept that you love me?" "Why? So that I can hurt you as well? No. I don't want to." "You know what? I hate you so much for making me love you so much. I am gonna be there next to you until the end of the line, no matter what." "I won't let you." "You can try idiot." and he kissed me like never before. This story captures the lives of two guys that are completely different form one another. Both have different opinions about life and different ways to deal with the good and bad they get to face. What will happen when the ever-fun, optimistic Jin meets V, the guy who just does anything for the sake of surviving?

Daddy's boy → vhope by bbyseokie

Taehyung is in desperate need of a laptop. Hoseok is in desperate need of some company. ------------------ Aka Taehyung finds a sugar daddy [sideline namjin and jikook/yoonmin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ] ⚠️*mature content*⚠️

Fear, Sugar, Lust - (SOPE & NAMJIN) by GiGiShipsIt

-What will Hoseok and Jin give in to, in order to be free?- Started: 31/08/19 Contains SMUT 🔞 Jung Hoseok, a broke college student gets kidnapped the same night Doctor Kim Seokjin also gets kidnapped. This because of a huge misunderstanding. Coincidence is, they're both made captives of very powerful, wealthy and influential men. Min Yoongi and Kim Namjoon are both CEOs of two different companies that are linked by a partnership deal. These two are friends and are both involved in the Mafia business, unbeknownst to the outside world. What happens when these powerful men end up with handsome and innocent prisoners? ----- #PowerBottomHoseok (Only in this fanfic. He's a top in my other fanfics). ----- Ended: 28/09/19 #Yoonseok #Namjin #Vkook #Jikook

I'm Not Gay//Yoonmin (Completed) by bts_jungkookie_oppa

Yoongi doesn't think he is gay and keeps denying it when Namjoon keeps saying he is gay and thinks he like Jimin. What will happen if he does like Jimin? what will happen if he does realise he's gay? Will it be a happy ending? Or a sad ending? Book1 out of 2. Yoonmin fanfiction. BoyxBoy. Main Ship: Yoonmin. Side ships: Namjin and Vhope. Warning: Bad language.

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I'm Not Gay//Yoonmin (Completed) cover

You're My Drug (Yoonmin)

Min Yoongi, known to everyone but Jimin as Suga. He's a drug-dealer, rebel teenager with a soft spot for a certain pink-haired boy named Park Jimin. The two have been best friends since they were little kids, and have lived together since the death of Jimin's parents. Everyone knows that there is something between the two, except for them. Yoongi is too preoccupied with dealing drugs and keeping Jimin safe to worry about recognizing his feelings for the younger. Jimin is too preoccupied getting Yoongi to quit dealing and drinking to admit his feelings. When the lifestyle Yoongi has been involved with interferes with Jimin's safety will Yoongi be able to leave that stuff behind? Will he quit the very drug that kept him sane throughout the years for the drug that is the pink haired boy by the name of Park Jimin? Background ships: -Taekook -Namjin Finished (Sequel in the making)