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Be A Perfect Person In Just Three Days!

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One day at the library,a book falls off the top shelf and hits Milo on the head. It's called Be A Perfect Person In Just Three Days! The book's author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, doesn't look too perfect himself. In the picture on the back cover he's wearing a clown nose, and mustard is dripping down his chin. Milo figures the book is worth a try anyway. Perfect is obviously the perfect thing to be! But who's ever heard of wearing a stalk of broccoli around your neck for twenty-four hours? And that's only the first day....All Rights Reserved

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Sat, Mar 30, 2019

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