Just Not Me
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Ongoing27m
Last published Sat, Aug 4, 2012
Unexpected things happen to people all the time, mass murderers don't think their about to be caught, teenagers aren't expecting to be knocked up and I can bet you that Jews weren't expecting anything but water in those showers, but you get my point.
There is allot of things Daire O'Grady wasn't expecting, she wasn't expecting her mom to send her to a shrink in the first place, something she will forever be grateful for though. She wasn't expecting the shrink to have something caught up her ass -literally- and the absolute last thing she was expecting was to diagnosed with a slight form of PTSD and MDE. Now that came as a shocker.
So now Daires thrown into a complete crazy, slightly stereotypical funny story full of cheek football playing teenage boys who wouldn't knock a cougar in the mouth. Or anything that would open its legs -even a little fluffy barn animal.
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