The Game Where Everyone Dies - A Parody

A Hunger Games Parody.

Characters:

Katnipp Wontbeclean: She's a wussy, really dumb and okay looking.

Pita Melli: He's a hot guy who tries to act British when he really isn't and is very smart.

Kale: He's gay and is in love with Pita. He is also very obese and goes to Fat Camp, while his best friend Katnipp is in the game where everyone dies.

Puckrose: She's the sister of Katnipp and is one hell of a bad ass.

Funky Trinkeit: She's always drunk and smells like poop.

Daymitch: He's fancy and he respects the hunger games unlike some people, especially after he won it 50 years ago.

Ginna: He's a vampire who wants to have Katnipp's blood. Also, he is the stylist for her ugly clothes.

The Careers: They are always high and want Katnipp to join their team.

ButtKickers: They are the ones who hide around the arena, trying to make sure that the Hunger Games is as violent as possible.

That was a peek of the parody.