Almonds Are Nuts? Perhaps.
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Last published Mon, Apr 1, 2019
Adam ant and marc almond and david sylvian are like hanging out watchin some sick ass movies n shit. This is a joke i would never write this seriously please please please pleaseppeasepleapslleapsle
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