Find me under the stars

Hey, guys, its Juniper here and I just wanted to give you the rundown of a few things.

1. I was abducted by aliens.
2. Aliens are pretty shit.
3. There is a really pretty boy here named Miles.
4. The aliens are trying to know all of our weaknesses, all of our strengths but we can't let them
5. If your ever in my position, do not trust the aliens, they are only going to cause you pain.
6. Don't believe what you see.
7. Hold your breath when you smell sage.