suck my smurf

suck my smurf

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Last published Tue, Apr 2, 2019

harper mxnixc noheterothough spam spambook

- spam - yeehaw i'm a sad bastard - the adventures of a rat living in a human world - please smack me - i would die for black widow and captain marvel

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✨ ɪᴛ sᴛᴜɴɢ ᴡᴏʀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ sᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀᴡ. ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs, "ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ." ✨
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𝙴𝙽𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝚇 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 ✔️
𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐘/𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐕 "𝑨𝒔𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒕!" "𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒓" -𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞-
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𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈 • 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒
𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 / (ˌæpəˈθɛtɪk) / -------- ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ¹ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. ᵒʳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟔 ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁴ ⁻ ²⁹ ⁻ ²⁰²² ᶠⁱⁿⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ⁵ ⁻ ¹⁰ ⁻ ²⁰²² ⁽ ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ⁾
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Umbrella Academy/Marvel men and women x Reader + other universes like LOTR etc
So basically the title says it all! The reader is gonna be called Y/N just because I don't wanna have to be doing all different names(Sorry) Requests don't have to be clean, I will speak with cusses, I WILL WRITE (BAD) SMUT NOW WOOPP!!
Avengers one-shots!
It's the title. Of course there's enough of these, but I'm trying. Constructive criticism is welcome and so are requests I don't own anything (duh)
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Romanogers Oneshots
A bunch of Romanogers oneshots because I can't get enough of them.
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𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑
{𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀 𝘅 𝗙!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘅 𝗦𝘁𝘂 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿} ❝𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?❞ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 . . . 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 . . . {𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄} {𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘} Highest Rankings! 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔻𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕪ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕩𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝔽𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕪ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥
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𝑺𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆!||𝐵𝐿'𝑆𝑀
'𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜? 𝑊ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠?' '𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞?' '𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑠𝑜' '𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭, 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚? 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫?' [|☏︎|] 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒂 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬 𝐱 𝐎𝐂 𝐱 𝐒𝐭𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 1996 ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ: ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃⁱⁿˢ ᵍᵒʳᵉ|ˢᵐᵘᵗ|ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ|ᵉᶜᵗ ˢᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵒʷⁿ ᵈⁱˢᶜʳᵉᵗⁱᵒⁿ
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☆Skephalo oneshots!☆
I write sometimes also, if by any chance a popular person sees this, read it if you want, I have nothing to hide. 5/24/25 LETS GOOO #5 IN SKEPHALO!!!!

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✨ ɪᴛ sᴛᴜɴɢ ᴡᴏʀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ sᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀᴡ. ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs, "ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ." ✨

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