Things I Think: Vol.1
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- Parts 5
MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Apr 2, 2019
Taking heavy inspiration from Andy Samburg and George Carlin, This a collection of random thoughts with the most ass backwards logic one could think of. Content will include:
-Water is bullshit
-We are hairless animals
-Clothing tags are bullshit
-Space is scary
-And much more
Basically everything I think is bullshit. Enjoy? I could care less. what ever makes you and your twisted little mind happy.
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