"I, Eren Jaeger, am very certain on these few subjects when it comes to my sister's boyfriend. He's surprisingly short. He's ridiculously badass. His humor is shit. (No. Literally. He has shit jokes. And lots of them.) He's expressionless 95% of the time. He's addicted to Adam Lambert, Journey, Katy Perry, Imagine Dragons, and karaoke. I'm serious. (Never challenge him to karaoke.) He can sometimes be extremely over protective. When he smiles, it's beautiful. He's ripped. Like, six-pack-nice-arms-great-ass-mother-of-god-ripped. Yeah, he's hot. And I, Eren Jaeger, am 100% certain that I have fallen head over heels for my sister's boyfriend."