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gloriasucksatoe

bl eww foot gloria moto motomoto toe yeehaw

ahhh oooo
ahhh oooooooo
You should know that a man with the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
ahhhh oooo
ahhhh oooooooo
With the power of nature you're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively Fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
(A great yodel)All Rights Reserved

bl eww foot gloria moto motomoto toe yeehaw

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