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Last published Mon, Sep 7, 2020
"Welcome to world of Phantella, where several problems lie in around every corner. From the dirtiest scoundrels to the most pristine rulers, there will be someone with something to hide and will try to hide it with their life.
You are in the small village of Winter's Willow, where people usually get along. That was until, a large plague of locusts torn the town asunder leaving it barren and thirsty for any wealth it could get it's dying hands on.
Inside of the wispy willows tavern, you could find any sort of person.
But on this day, it is extra busy do to a wealthy investor coming to town. He has posted that he is looking for able bodies to meet him in a backroom of the tavern to see what kind of person they are. Several people eager for adventure and profit have come simply for the chance of a lifetime.
This is where we see our party."
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Welcome to DnD Shit, where I'll write about the stupid shenanigans that happen in my sessions now that we're starting a full-blown campaign instead of just a one-off. Proceed at your own risk, for nothing goes as expected.
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