PYRO - elephants_can_fly

PYRO

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Reads 32
Votes 5
Parts 5
Time 12m

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Amber-Lyre Tayler always thought she was a normal teenager.  That is, until she nearly burnt mean-girl Jazlyn with her bare hands.  Confused, Amber sets out on a quest to seek answers to everything life has thrown at her, only to learn a lot more than she bargained for, making her a target to wipe out at all costs.  Honestly though, how normal could a pyromaniac get, especially if fire runs in their veins?

Enter an unreliable narrator to tell her tale. Add in bad fire puns, bad grammar and vocab, and we're all set for a shipwreck of a story.  

 Also, updates depend on how much of a writer's block I have.All Rights Reserved

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