Don't be an Askhole: Critique, Writing and Creative Services

🖤ASKHOLE: A person who asks for your advice but always does the opposite.

Offering my services to make that tuition money worth it.

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If you want/need an unbiased, honest, 100% sugar-free criticism on your story OR any of my other services, you came to the right neck of the woods.

I have a degree in creative writing, so I'm not some joe blow in their mom's basement, who has a case of the dick swingin's and just thinks they know better than you or someone on here who likes to pretend their opinion is somehow superior. It cost my first born to be able say I know what I'm doing👶🏻 and I want to put it to good use to help people who need it. I'm like a pocket sized, personal professor who won't eventually sexually harass you.

But I'm not here to just criticize you, slap your ass and send you on your merry way. After I give you my critique and assuming you don't cry...or even if you do, I'm here to tell you how to fix your shortcomings and actually do something about it.

I don't want to just sprinkle some glitter on a pile of dog sh!t. Let's whip what's most likely a bowl of grammar catastrophe, dialogue horrors and punctuation nightmares, into a cake of literary splendor🎂