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Ongoing, First published Jun 25, 2014
Claire was never the girl that got the happily ever after.
Instead, she was the one standing in the sidelines, whose only scenes consisted of her being a major bitch.
And when you're stuck in a plot line that doesn't allow you to be anything but the bad guy, the only way to get a happy ending is to STEAL one.
[Highest Ranking: #43 Humor]
©2014 by BubblegumAndInsomnia, All rights reserved.All Rights ReservedTable of contents
- Author's Note (well, it's more of a preamble but that sounds pretentious so...)Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: A brief introduction||Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •one• Lessons in Love: trick OR treat I didn't ask for both.Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- || How To Steal A Happy Ending : Step One ||Thu, Oct 1, 2015
- •two• Petrol prices are high.Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- ~ Interlude: the thief ~Thu, Oct 1, 2015
- •three• A Streetcar Named-never going to happenFri, Dec 26, 2014
- ~ Interlude: the cat ~Thu, Oct 1, 2015
- •four• Drive cars, don't sidewalk surf themFri, Dec 26, 2014
- ~ Interlude: the magician ~Sun, Nov 8, 2015
- •five• Reckless drivers make for reckless loversFri, Dec 26, 2014
- ~ Interlude: the robin ~Thu, Oct 1, 2015
- •six• But we were never lucky in love anyway.Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- •seven• Lessons in Love: the start of something stupidFri, Jan 16, 2015
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: Step Two||Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •eight• The world throws you for a loopFri, Oct 2, 2015
- ~Interlude: the first kiss~Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •nine• But you don't even care.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •ten• And he doesn't care either.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •eleven• The rain that washed the spider out.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- ~Interlude: the last kiss ~Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •twelve• Sitting in a tree, definitely not k-i-s-s-i-n-gFri, Oct 2, 2015
- •thirteen• Can a word define you?Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •fourteen• No, but your choice of underwear can.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •fifteen• Lessons in Love: One step forward, two steps back.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •sixteen• I said I'd walk, but we all knew I would run.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: Step Three||Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •seventeen• Lessons in Love: Too cocky for teacher.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •eighteen• No one asked for a reboot but we gave them one anywayFri, Oct 2, 2015
- •nineteen• Clearly, our hindsight is blind.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- ~ Interlude: why ~Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •twenty• There's good advice and then there's GREAT advice.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •twenty one• Fake it till you make it and if you can't- keep faking itFri, Oct 2, 2015
- ~ Interlude: why not ~Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •twenty two• Friday night lights.Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- •twenty three• Drinking is...I don't know, bad for you or somethingFri, Oct 2, 2015
- Author's Note (and it's really an author's note this time)Fri, Oct 2, 2015
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: Step Four||Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- •twenty four• Lessons in Love: Some summer lovin'Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- •twenty five• I'm not immuneSat, Oct 3, 2015
- ~ Interlude: misdirection ~Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- •twenty six• The diagnosis.Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- •twenty seven• The primary symptoms.Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- ~ Interlude: treachery ~Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- •twenty eight• The spread of illness.Sat, Oct 3, 2015
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: Step Five||Wed, Oct 7, 2015
- •twenty nine• Case the jointMon, Oct 12, 2015
- •thirty• Hire some old acquaintances for the job.Sat, Oct 17, 2015
- •thirty one• But every heist needs a wild card.Fri, Oct 23, 2015
- ~ Interlude: exit wounds ~Mon, Oct 26, 2015
- •thirty two• Attention, this is a stick upSun, Nov 1, 2015
- •thirty three• Someone call the cops, this could get messyWed, Nov 18, 2015
- •thirty four• Murphy's law.Sun, Nov 29, 2015
- •thirty five• The epic slow motion shootout.Sun, Nov 29, 2015
- ~ Interlude: scar tissue ~Sun, Dec 13, 2015
- •thirty six• the Getaway car.Sun, Dec 20, 2015
- ||How to Steal a Happy Ending: A Warning||Sun, Jan 3, 2016
- •thirty seven• lethologicaSun, Jan 3, 2016
- ~Interlude: what could've been~Sat, Jan 16, 2016
- •thirty eight• discombobulatedWed, Aug 3, 2016
- •thirty nine• Je m'en fousThu, Aug 25, 2016
- ~Interlude: what should have been~Wed, Sep 7, 2016
- •forty• How the turntables...Sun, Sep 11, 2016
- what do you call previews but in books?Tue, Sep 13, 2016
- •forty one• wabi- sabiTue, Sep 13, 2016
- ||How To Steal A Happy Ending: At the End of an Odyssey||Tue, Sep 20, 2016
- •forty two: part one• A match made in hellFri, Sep 30, 2016
- •forty two: part two• A match made in hellFri, Sep 30, 2016
- •forty three• this is(n't) usSat, May 5, 2018
- •forty four• i open at the closeFri, Dec 7, 2018
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