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Hetalia One-Shots (On Crack!!!1!!)

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Reads 839
Votes 52
Parts 19
Time 45m

An awful Hetalia story collection, with most chapters being a sleep-deprived collab between two absolute idiots. Started in our freshman(?) year of high school, we're now 2 assholes in college who write this stuff just because we think we're funny, because we are.

Most of these are one shots, unless they have Part #s. 

All of these chapters have in common is that they are totally and utterly garbage. If you ever wanted to see what a crackfic on crack looked like, you've come to the right place.

Thanks to lickmeowbarkmoo for helping me write this total flaming dumpster fire. I love you my platonic soul bro 🥺




[I made the cover, use it all you want. But do not repost the stories, please and thank you.

Obviously I don't own Hetalia or any of that, yada yada yada, this is just for shits and giggles, and so on and so forth.]All Rights Reserved

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USUK Oneshots (Hetalia) [Completed] by nerdymad0911

A bunch of oneshots based around my OTP, USUK. I had planned on making this anyway, but I entered this into the ships contest that ProjectFandomUnity held forever ago, and have continued to update since. I am currently updating this book every Saturday or Sunday if I'm able. Also, requests for scenarios are open, so please suggest if you have any ideas you would like me to make. I do not own Hetalia, the picture used in the cover, or any of the songs/videos I insert for my songfics. EDIT: This book is completed, though I still hope you enjoy regardless.

Hetalia X reader: The Accidental Global Threat by BlueTimeFly

Hetalia characters are rather famously known for their personal quirks, personalities and appearances. However when you were innocently hit and kidnapped by the Awesome Trio, you get to discover a world outside of yours as you are repeatedly kidnapped by different nations. This problem quickly elevates as all the countries involved turn on each other and threaten to begin World War 3, just to have you around them. You are the only one with the ability to stop this, but how can an ordinary girl save the already weaning away global peace. I don't own Hetalia, you and the world. But I do own my iPad I wrote this on, my story plot, the window behind me and this plate of paster I'm gonna use to catch me an Italian. Hope you consider reading this and thank you!

Only You(finished somehow) by atashiwamondaisaku

decided to drop this, the most atrocious and humiliating shit ive ever wrote. update;: decided to end it onceand for all, had to sacrifice my life getting caught by my aunt being awake at 12 am writing this with the fastest speed i can ( thr typos are ridiculous). Bad ending, idk.

Bully! Hetalia x Girly! Reader - The Only One by painfullyInactiveATM

THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN ABANDONED. I'm only making this public again so my previous readers can enjoy it. I'm sorry to say that it will not have a conclusive ending, though. I don't have the motivation or heart to finish it. That said, please read ONLY if you're ok with unfinished business. Thank you all for the love and support you've shown the past few years I've been writing this. Take care. 🤍 ----------- ⭕DISCLAIMER⭕ Book Cover and the anime Hetalia belong to someone else. However, the fiction story itself is created by me. ⭕WARNING⭕ Some cursing, mentions of sensitive topics, and a bit of angst. Lots of crying. Lots of violence. You have been warned. Hidekaz Himaruya- Creator Anime/Manga 🌸🌸 Of course, she's new meat. But this time, she is sent to a boarding school, due to a scholarship she had received... She bids her father and her friends goodbye, before setting off to her new adventure. Then... Something from long ago comes back to bite Y/n's ass. Something she didn't even know that happened- until it was much overdue. Her father's, school's and her own life is highly in danger. She's truly the only one who could make choices that could make or break her future.

Hetalia England One-Shots. by deadaccount48

No lemons/smut, just fluff. These are just little random things I come up with while I should be concentrating in class and decide to write down. May be some crack. Possible cross-overs. If you'd like you can request one-shot ideas you have and I will try to come up with plot for them. Also, if you'd like to use any of the plot-lines in this book, please credit me. I don't own any of the art or characters used in this one-shot book, unless said in the beginning note. Probably slow updates. Contains swearing.

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

TLoZ/Hetalia: The Huge Crossover Fanfic! by OcarinaGreen

Actually the real title is: THE TOTALLY EPIC AMAZING TLoZ/HETALIA/PHANTOM CORSSOVER WITH OURAN, DRAGON BALL, AND ELFEN LIED REFRENCES FANFICTION! ...ya. America picked the title. But we're not complaining. We all know he did his best... Don’t ask me how this started. Even I can’t quite understand how we end up on adventures like this. But I guess that’s just all part of having a few demons, heroes, and people who are apparently countries as your best friends… A friend and I were talking and we somehow ended up on another one of our adventures ^^; I would add more content to this and make it more into a fanfic, but I really like the RP style thing. I mean, the dialogue carries the story on it's own! So, ya, I don't think I'm going to do much changing besides fixing a few errors, moving a few lines around to make it flow, and adding a few more motions to give it visual picture. Actually, it's kinda written more like a Hetalia episode... you know, a lot of random dialogue and minimum action... (I'm kidding I love Hetalia. Still. You gotta admit the style is hard to get used to.) This is an unusually comedy-like story for me, but trust me, it takes a dark turn once the plot sets in! Also, we kinda cross over The Legend of Zelda, Hetalia, and a little from the plot from the Phantom of the Opera in this. We also make Ouran High School Host Club, Dragon Ball, an Elfen Lied references. :D FiWithASmile on deviantARTWas my partner in this RP and helped me majorly in making this! We do not own any of the listed fandoms (I'm NOT writing all that again)! Hope you like it! ^_^

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~ Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~ Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia

Cracked Drabbles and Oneshots (Phili x world) [DISCONTINUED] by Your_Waffu

What's up people of Wattpad? This is your Waifu supporting her country and wishing it to be a canon character in the famous anime, Axis Powers Hetalia. Hehe, please request? And um, make it cracked, please? Sadly, if it ain't cracked shiz, I ain't writing it. Gomene. (Is the cover pic familiar to you? Then, I shall follow you right away for knowing such!)

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USUK Oneshots (Hetalia) [Completed] cover

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Cracked Drabbles and Oneshots (Phili x world) [DISCONTINUED] cover

USUK Oneshots (Hetalia) [Completed]

A bunch of oneshots based around my OTP, USUK. I had planned on making this anyway, but I entered this into the ships contest that ProjectFandomUnity held forever ago, and have continued to update since. I am currently updating this book every Saturday or Sunday if I'm able. Also, requests for scenarios are open, so please suggest if you have any ideas you would like me to make. I do not own Hetalia, the picture used in the cover, or any of the songs/videos I insert for my songfics. EDIT: This book is completed, though I still hope you enjoy regardless.