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Hetalia One-Shots (On Crack!!!1!!)

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Reads 830
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Parts 19
Time 48m

An awful Hetalia story collection, with most chapters being a sleep-deprived collab between two absolute idiots. Started in our freshman(?) year of high school, we're now 2 assholes in college who write this stuff just because we think we're funny, because we are.

Most of these are one shots, unless they have Part #s. 

All of these chapters have in common is that they are totally and utterly garbage. If you ever wanted to see what a crackfic on crack looked like, you've come to the right place.

Thanks to lickmeowbarkmoo for helping me write this total flaming dumpster fire. I love you my platonic soul bro 🥺




[I made the cover, use it all you want. But do not repost the stories, please and thank you.

Obviously I don't own Hetalia or any of that, yada yada yada, this is just for shits and giggles, and so on and so forth.]All Rights Reserved

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