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Hetalia One-Shots (On Crack!!!1!!)

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Reads 859
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Parts 20
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An awful Hetalia story collection, with most chapters being a sleep-deprived collab between two absolute idiots. Started in our freshman(?) year of high school, we're now 2 assholes in college who write this stuff just because we think we're funny, because we are.

Most of these are one shots, unless they have Part #s. 

All of these chapters have in common is that they are totally and utterly garbage. If you ever wanted to see what a crackfic on crack looked like, you've come to the right place.

Thanks to lickmeowbarkmoo for helping me write this total flaming dumpster fire. I love you my platonic soul bro 🥺




[I made the cover, use it all you want. But do not repost the stories, please and thank you.

Obviously I don't own Hetalia or any of that, yada yada yada, this is just for shits and giggles, and so on and so forth.]All Rights Reserved

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Mirrors (2P!Axis x Reader x 2P!FACE) by burgersnscones

It has been a year since you moved to England, but your quiet afternoon is interrupted by a surprise party held by your human and "country" friends. As you celebrate your twenty-fourth birthday however, something unexpected happens and your world is turned upside down with another unexpected surprise. As you explore the darker side of the world, you're forced to confront your own inner demons. What will become of this Alice who goes through the looking-glass? "I've always been the 'unwanted one'. The one who keeps observing from the other side of the mirror. The one who keeps wanting what I could never have. But not this time. Just for once... Let me be my own person, I'm different from him. Can't you see that?" This is a SPIN-OFF, the original is Magnet. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. Book cover was created by me using the following images: *Butterfly retrieved from: joyslife.com/free-butterfly-printable-how-to-use-with-silhouette-software/ *Spider web retrieved from: gallery.yopriceville.com/Free-Clipart-Pictures/Halloween-PNG-Pictures/Halloween_Large_Spider_Web_PNG_Clipart *Hands retrieved from: www.gettyimages.com/illustrations/human-hand

The Beautiful World (Hetalia Oneshots) by SXREWDRIVER

Hetalia Oneshots * aph hetalia * 2p! hetalia * nyotalia Requests always open! **Just really whatever I feel when I write, mostly fluff. **good majority of this is songfics DISCLAIMERS I do not own Hetalia, or its characters. All rights go to the original creator, Hidekaz Himaruya. The cover doesn't belong to me either its belongs to Captain Jellyroll. Tea is an incredible artist. You should totally check them out! Shout Outs! First Comment - @Himitsui First Like - @Himitsui 100 Like - @jecbruhhh

Hetalia England One-Shots. by deadaccount48

No lemons/smut, just fluff. These are just little random things I come up with while I should be concentrating in class and decide to write down. May be some crack. Possible cross-overs. If you'd like you can request one-shot ideas you have and I will try to come up with plot for them. Also, if you'd like to use any of the plot-lines in this book, please credit me. I don't own any of the art or characters used in this one-shot book, unless said in the beginning note. Probably slow updates. Contains swearing.

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

Lost Memories ( Country!Reader ) Hetalia by _sweetie420_

A new country is introduced to everyone in a meeting. A country that knows more than they think she does. On her adventure, she discovers things about herself she didn't know. How will it turn out? Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. This story also doesn't really make sense in my opinion. There will be swearing. There might be gore involved. You also won't interact with countries that much, since they're more unimportant and probably aren't going to drastically change your fate, yes, you're still gonna interact with them and have an effect on them, just not much. Developing friendships with some countries might be difficult. Characters that have recently met the reader will take time to develop a crush on the reader, where some characters that have known the reader long enough might 'slip up., some might not even have/develop a crush on the reader. I already said this in a chapter, but I feel like it's important to put it here. I'm still hesitating on some things I planned for this story. I'll still change things up and edit my chapters. Some chapters might be long, some might not. Although i'm working to make them short, up to 300-600 words. This story is completed. Another thing I also can't guarantee is a sequel. Yes, i'm thinking of making one after this, because I don't think it's necessary, but if many people are pleased with the story and want more, I might consider making one. If the story doesn't turn out the way you wanted it to be, then don't be mad. It is my story and I decide what's going to happen. Constructive criticism is allowed, hate isn't. I would appreciate any support given, since it would make me obligated to make more chapters. I hope you have a good time reading. Until then, have a good day/night. 💖

What you see is what you get! by APH_Undead

Russia is tired of Belarus's stalking, so he asks *forces* England to switch bodies with Lithuania for a month! Which results in Lithuania proposing to Belarus for revenge & fucking around with Russia's body, like doing fashion makeovers with Poland. Russia (as Lithuania) gets pissed & tries to switch his body back--but the reverse spell is misplaced & now both of the out-of-place countries must deal with each other's problems. FOR..A...MONTH!!!!!! *cue the crackiness* XDD The story art cover is by me, I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does. If you didn't know that...you're a terrible Hetalia fan.

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Cracked Drabbles and Oneshots (Phili x world) [DISCONTINUED] by Your_Waffu

What's up people of Wattpad? This is your Waifu supporting her country and wishing it to be a canon character in the famous anime, Axis Powers Hetalia. Hehe, please request? And um, make it cracked, please? Sadly, if it ain't cracked shiz, I ain't writing it. Gomene. (Is the cover pic familiar to you? Then, I shall follow you right away for knowing such!)

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

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Hetalia X Reader Oneshots by MegaBlazethecat

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