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Dumb shit my friends say or basically shit that happens at my school

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funny humor idk school weird wtfamidoing

So almost all of my friends are gay, bi, pansexual, gender fluid, basically part of the lgbtq+ community...we curse a FUCKING LOT
gEt ready for this yee haw ride
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4/27/22
looking back at this..it kills me, i was like 13/14All Rights Reserved

funny humor idk school weird wtfamidoing

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