William's Backstory
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My mother, she told me "Don't get in trouble."
My father, he told me "I knew you would."
My brothers, they told me "Don't give a damn."
My sister, she told me "Do something good."
I'm uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional
I'm visceral, reloadable
My mother, she told me "Don't be a quitter."
My father, he told me "I knew you were."
My brothers, they told me "Do what you do."
My sister, she told me "Do something good."
My mother, she told me
My father, he told me
"You're crazy."
"You're crazy."
"You're crazy."
"You're crazy."
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.