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My Bossy Ghost Husband by JuneRoseSlinn

ကံကြမ္မာရဲ့ ကျီစယ်မှုကိုပဲ အပြစ်တင်ရမလားမသိဘူး , ကျမဟာ မိမိဆန္ဒမပါဘဲ အင်မတန်မှအနိုင်ကျင့်တတ်တဲ့ သဝန်တိုတတ်တဲ့ သရဲတစ်ကောင်နဲ့ လက်ထပ်ခဲ့ရပါတယ် အဲ့ဒီ့လက်ထပ်ပွဲကနေစပြီးတော့ ကျမဘဝမှာ တခါမှ အိပ်မက်ထဲတောင် ထည့်မမက်ဖူးတဲ့ အရှုပ်အထွေးတွေ ပြဿနာတွေနဲ့ ကြုံဆုံရပါတော့တယ်.... အနှစ်၉၀၀သရဲကြီး Xue Canနဲ့ ထူးဆန်းတဲ့ဇာတာနဲ့ မွေးဖွားလာတဲ့ တက္ကသိုလ်ကျောင်းသူလေး An Suတို့ကြားက Ghost Marriage ... လူနဲ့သရဲကြားက ချစ်ခြင်းမေတ္တာနဲ့ အနှစ်၉၀၀တောင် ပဟေဠိဆန်ခဲ့တဲ့ An Su ရဲ့ ကံကြမ္မာအကြောင်းကို Romanticဆန်ဆန် Horror ဆန်ဆန် ဖန်တီးထားတဲ့ ဘာသာပြန်ဝတ္တုလေးပါ , ဒီဇာတ်လမ်းရဲ့ plotလေးတွေက ကြိုမှန်းလို့မရအောင် ထူးခြားပါတယ် , အပိုင်းများပေမယ့် တရုတ်ရိုးရာသရဲ တစ္ဆေတွေကိုပါ ထည့်သွင်းရေးသားထားလို့ တစ်ပိုင်းနဲ့တစ်ပိုင်းဖတ်ရတာ ရိုးသွားမှာကိုမဟုတ်ပါဘူးနော်

"يهزمني الحب وأنا جاهل بدرب المحبين" by _GhrAm_

الكاتبه: الجود/غرام🌷 . ' كتبت باللهجه السعوديه ' . و نترككم مع اول بارت و عطوني رايكم . انتبااااهه "منقوله"

တောက်ဓမ္မလမ်းစဥ်ကို Liveလွှင့်ပြီးနောက် မြေအောက်လောကမှာ ထင်ပေါ်ကျော်ကြားလာခြင်း by LuciousKim

#fengshui #acting #femaleprotagonist #cultivation #supernatural #strongfromthestart #xuanhuan #ghosts #system #geniusprotagonist #handsomemalelead #beautifulfemalelead #romance #fantasy #mystery #horror #transmigration #livestreaming

නීලමේඝ by -SON-VITAFE-

යක්ෂයෙක්ට ආදරය උතුරන්න දෙන්න පුළුවන් වූ මනුස්ස පරාණයකගේත්.. ආදරණීය පිරිමි පරාණයකගෙ පපුවට තුරුළු වී ආදරය සෙව් යක්ෂ පරාණයකගේත්.. කතාව.. නීලමේඝ..

A Deadly Trip (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version) by Jae-Jae

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON! https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342758 Please note this version on Wattpad is unedited. SEQUEL TO "The Subway" After the subway incident all Gemma wanted to do was put the past where it belongs. Behind her. It's been five months since Gemma literally had to fight for her life alongside her now boyfriend Archer Daniels on a NewYork subway train where she and Archer, along with all the other passengers aboard the train, were held hostage by five men wearing masks and wielding weapons. Now all Gemma wants to do is get on with her life and forget about everything that happened, and what better way to do that than to take a trip and get away? Not just any trip either. Her senior trip. Gemma and Archer, along with their whole senior class are prepared for their senior trip to Hawaii. A week in Hawaii alongside your boyfriend, bestfriend, and the rest of your graduating class, what could go wrong? The answer is everything. Why? There is one uninvited guess on this trip who has unfinished business to settle with both Gemma and Archer.

The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad) by Jae-Jae

~ AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/164434193X ~ She hated riding the subway. It was cramped, smelled, and the seats were extremely uncomfortable to sit on for hours on end. Now add a group of crazy mask-wearing, weapon-wielding, maniacs to the ever growing list of reasons why Gemma hated riding the subway. Gemma Conners is your average eighteen year old and for the past two years she's been riding the subway to and from school with no problem. She always expected the same ol' same ol'. Cramped spaces, hard seats, and perverts staring her up and down and "accidentally" bumping into her and blaming it on the train as it jostled people into one another. Never did she expect a group of masked men to rush in and hold everyone onboard hostage, demanding that they all play along with their sick and twisted idea of a "game". It was either that or die. To add on to her ever growing list of problems, one of the passengers onboard just so happens to be Archer Daniels, your typical high school "heartthrob" and Gemma's classmate. Her day just kept getting better and better. With Gemma's luck, she'd be lucky if she lasted five minutes. Yep. She really hated the subway. *Book Cover Credit: Irah Marie* Thanks again for making such an AMAZING cover!❤️

Mouthwashing x reader -oneshots 🩸 by Dodozoi17

-Warning mentions of gore, s*icide, Jimmy, and some spoilers to the game if u haven't played or watch videos about the game and if you don't want any spoilers I suggest to play the game first before reading these oneshots are not canon to the game just fanfiction 👁 image belongs to the title of the game and owner of the game💊

Enemies to Survivors (BTS) by armybangtanlove14327

In a prestigious high school in Seoul, two rival sibling groups-the Min brothers (Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Jungkook) and the Kim brothers (Jin, Namjoon, Taehyung)-dominate academics, sports, and popularity. They hate each other to the core and constantly compete. One day, a zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out, trapping them inside the school. Forced to fight for survival, they must set aside their rivalry and uncover a hidden secret that connects their families. As they battle the undead and face betrayal, they realize that their greatest enemy might not be the zombies-but the truth they never knew. Thriller, suspense Rivalry Cursing Comedy Angst(not sure)but if any of you want then comment Pure brotherhood No Y/N

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Transmigrated to a Horror Game (A Poppy Playtime Story) by Yazzhy27

Yazmina Fleur De la Vega. A brilliant yet dangerously unhinged doctor, she finds herself trapped in a horror game she once played-a world where monstrous experiments roam, and every step could be her last. But Yazmina isn't here to run. She isn't here to save anyone, either. She's here to watch. To learn. To play. Will she become the prey, scrambling for survival? Or will she turn the tables and become the hunter instead? Read at your own risk. --- This is an original story inspired by Poppy Playtime. While elements of the game serve as inspiration, this plot, its twists are uniquely mine. No plagiarism will be tolerated. To all Poppy Playtime fans-I hope you enjoy this thrilling reimagination! Stay sharp. You never know what's lurking in the dark.

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My Bossy Ghost Husband cover

"يهزمني الحب وأنا جاهل بدرب المحبين" cover

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A Deadly Trip (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version) cover

The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad) cover

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My Bossy Ghost Husband

ကံကြမ္မာရဲ့ ကျီစယ်မှုကိုပဲ အပြစ်တင်ရမလားမသိဘူး , ကျမဟာ မိမိဆန္ဒမပါဘဲ အင်မတန်မှအနိုင်ကျင့်တတ်တဲ့ သဝန်တိုတတ်တဲ့ သရဲတစ်ကောင်နဲ့ လက်ထပ်ခဲ့ရပါတယ် အဲ့ဒီ့လက်ထပ်ပွဲကနေစပြီးတော့ ကျမဘဝမှာ တခါမှ အိပ်မက်ထဲတောင် ထည့်မမက်ဖူးတဲ့ အရှုပ်အထွေးတွေ ပြဿနာတွေနဲ့ ကြုံဆုံရပါတော့တယ်.... အနှစ်၉၀၀သရဲကြီး Xue Canနဲ့ ထူးဆန်းတဲ့ဇာတာနဲ့ မွေးဖွားလာတဲ့ တက္ကသိုလ်ကျောင်းသူလေး An Suတို့ကြားက Ghost Marriage ... လူနဲ့သရဲကြားက ချစ်ခြင်းမေတ္တာနဲ့ အနှစ်၉၀၀တောင် ပဟေဠိဆန်ခဲ့တဲ့ An Su ရဲ့ ကံကြမ္မာအကြောင်းကို Romanticဆန်ဆန် Horror ဆန်ဆန် ဖန်တီးထားတဲ့ ဘာသာပြန်ဝတ္တုလေးပါ , ဒီဇာတ်လမ်းရဲ့ plotလေးတွေက ကြိုမှန်းလို့မရအောင် ထူးခြားပါတယ် , အပိုင်းများပေမယ့် တရုတ်ရိုးရာသရဲ တစ္ဆေတွေကိုပါ ထည့်သွင်းရေးသားထားလို့ တစ်ပိုင်းနဲ့တစ်ပိုင်းဖတ်ရတာ ရိုးသွားမှာကိုမဟုတ်ပါဘူးနော်