I'm a Big Fat Gay

Straight A student? Yeah, more like gay A student. That's right, I'm gay. Go shout it on the rooftops. Wait, please don't. Nobody else knows I'm gay. Nobody. Telling people I'm gay will ruin my reputation, even though I'm not too popular. I'll be ridiculed for life. So, don't go shout it on the rooftops. Thank you. Because like I said, I'm a big fat gay. And you're the only other person who knows that.