The paper salesman
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Word count: 61,716
Key: normal font = normal life, Italic font = interview with documentary crew (since it's meant to be a documentary)
Warnings: mild language, sensitive material (small implication of domestic abuse)
Synopsis:
Jim Halpert is a prank-loving paper salesman at Dunder Mifflin, who at best tolerates his job and co-workers, and is in a dying relationship with receptionist Pam Beesly. Just when he thinks he's ready to end his life at Dunder Mifflin, new paper saleswoman Y/N Y/L/N shows up and changes his life. They quickly become close and soon develop a friendship that neither of them expected, but both secretly wanted. Can Y/N and Jim make it through, or will they find they're just not meant for each other?
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