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Sassy Comebacks!

Reads 78,902
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Parts 12
Time 10m

Reads 78,902
Votes 876
Parts 12
Time 10m

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Comebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.All Rights Reserved

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