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Osomatsu's Kitty Diary: There is nothing but just a diary fill with stuff

Osomatsu_Sans_Kitty

Reads 434
Votes 53
Parts 38
Time 12m

Reads 434
Votes 53
Parts 38
Time 12m

Osomatsu_Sans_Kitty

Mature

diary dirtyjokes kitty osomatsu

Reader: *ding dong*

Sammy: I am coming! *walks to the door and opens it* Oh hey, Reader!

Reader: *shows the dirty joke of an old cartoon on joke*

Video: SNAFU, Situation Normal All Ffffffffffffffffff... All Fouled Up

Sammy: LOL Nice! Here is something! *shows my next diary*

Reader: Next diary already?

Sammy: Yep! Not any kind of diary.

Reader: Like what? 

Sammy: Hilarious stuff like dirty jokes. Welcome to my latest diary everyone! I am glad I got over 7K reads from my last diary. ^^ Thanks a lot for that. So onward to the diary if you please?

Entrance is the READ button! Go up!☝All Rights Reserved

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