Reader: *ding dong* Sammy: I am coming! *walks to the door and opens it* Oh hey, Reader! Reader: *shows the dirty joke of an old cartoon on joke* Video: SNAFU, Situation Normal All Ffffffffffffffffff... All Fouled Up Sammy: LOL Nice! Here is something! *shows my next diary* Reader: Next diary already? Sammy: Yep! Not any kind of diary. Reader: Like what? Sammy: Hilarious stuff like dirty jokes. Welcome to my latest diary everyone! I am glad I got over 7K reads from my last diary. ^^ Thanks a lot for that. So onward to the diary if you please? Entrance is the READ button! Go up!☝