The Demon Ate My Homework
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Last published Mon, Apr 8, 2019
"Oh, he's hot. Do it. Throw your life away and fuck him. I dare you. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"Fuck you, Jan."
"No, fuck him."
Nica never really fit in.
Once she realized that, she gave up trying. She donned dark makeup and a hairstyle to scare anyone's grandma. It wasn't until Liam Kowitz ruined her life that she turned to witchcraft.
And then Jan came into her life. Destroying any hope she had at regaining whatever status she had in society.
Be prepared for a whirlwind of some seriously dark and sarcastic comedy.
WARNING: This book will include foul language (no surprises there), lgbt+, dark themes, and may be very triggering for some.
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