Funny Texts and Jokes
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Last published Wed, Apr 10, 2019
This book is filled with funny text fails and jokes. All of these I got from many other wattpad story so go check out- Funny Texts and Jokes by joseybell and Funny text fails by mollyisnotamuggle.
I hope you enjoy all of these text fails and jokes! Comment any spelling mistakes or any other jokes/Text fails I can add in the book. If you enjoy a chapter the vote! I'll greatly appreciate it.
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