badboyhalo x skeppy they ryoko to nihon/japan for baka

Edit 8/14/2020:
Unprivated this from when I originally set it back to drafts for my friend's viewing.
The first chapter of this was actually published on April 7th, 2019 and the second one on April 9th, 2019, however as I said I put it in drafts and only now publicized it so... yeah it shows up as August 2020 now.

(In case you're wondering, yes, the cover on this is the same as it was 16 months ago, that hasn't been changed either.)

Enjoy.

OG Text, est. April 7th 2019:

hi youkoso once upon a time in un-tanoshii amerika ni otokonokos named zakku and dariru (zak and darryl for anata baka gaijin!!!) kinemasu to ryoko to tokyo machi in nihon!!! they have takusan of tanoshii in nihon!!! they eat pocky and miru sakura desu!!! takusan of tanoshii hanarete from baka gaijin amerika wwwww!!! they also manabu nihonjin!!! and kissu from asobu pocky gemu!!!

KEIKOKU: this hon has takusan of mimu or nandemo baka gaijin koru it! 良い本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本本

(By the way, this is a JOKE, inspired by a JOKE comment I made on someone else's fanfic before I looked back and said "LET'S MAKE THIS A THING". I'm not sure why you'd be offended, but please keep this in mind.)