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Ongoing, First published Jun 26, 2014
the first time, they were off the hook. the second time, they were warned. the third time, they were handed an adoption certificate. (Hey Evan don't read this, k thanks) ----------------------- © Copyright 2014 by @cuddlebugirwin1996All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- prologueFri, Jun 27, 2014
- "and he didn't climb on us!"Sat, Jun 28, 2014
- "why won't it eat?!"Sun, Jun 29, 2014
- "she isn't on a baby diet or anything..."Mon, Jun 30, 2014
- "there was a diagram on google."Tue, Jul 1, 2014
- "i just want to be a family..."Sun, Jul 6, 2014
- "YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS WHOLE THING IS ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS IN THE END!"Fri, Jul 11, 2014
- "are you google, cause you've got everything i've been looking for."Thu, Jul 17, 2014
- "lovey."Mon, Jul 21, 2014
- "maybe shut up luke will be our always!"Tue, Jul 29, 2014
- "i hope you dont even come back!"Mon, Aug 4, 2014
- "i miss you too buddy...so much it's crazy"Sat, Aug 9, 2014
- "you're such a softie, hemmings"Mon, Aug 18, 2014
- "cal pal!"Tue, Aug 26, 2014
- "brocci!"Fri, Sep 5, 2014
- "put that in your stupid freaking tabloid"Sat, Sep 20, 2014
- "fix this or those kids will be gone earlier than intended!"Sat, Sep 27, 2014
- authors note-- please read <3Tue, Oct 7, 2014
- "don't think this makes us..."buddies" now, or anything like that."Tue, Oct 14, 2014
- "goo luck jo-jo!"Wed, Oct 29, 2014
- "or what, pretty boy?"Fri, Nov 14, 2014
- "build-a-bears. they're just a bunch of freaking build-a-bears."Sat, Nov 29, 2014
- "do you think she regrets it?"Mon, Dec 15, 2014
- "hope u have an awesome day lil man!!"Sat, Dec 27, 2014
- "so how long have you two been together?"Sun, Dec 28, 2014
- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE MUFFIN!"Mon, Jan 5, 2015
- "mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick."Thu, Jan 15, 2015
- "it's christmas, there's no such thing as too early!"Wed, Jan 21, 2015
- "you're impossible to love."Sun, Jan 25, 2015
- "whatever! i don't care anymore!"Tue, Feb 3, 2015
- "don't say anything, just let..let me feel like i'm doing something right."Sat, Feb 7, 2015
- "if it isn't okay, then it isn't the end."Sun, Feb 15, 2015
- "i'm so sorry..."Sat, Feb 21, 2015
- "i will always save you. don't ever doubt that. not anymore."Tue, Feb 24, 2015
- "now you can be part of our misfit clan too."Sun, Mar 1, 2015
- "it isn't going to end."Sun, Mar 15, 2015
- "this one's for you."Mon, Mar 30, 2015
- "maybe we're just dragging this one because it's all we've known."Sun, Apr 12, 2015
- "we didn't like, have a threesome while i was drunk did we?!"Tue, Apr 21, 2015
- character answer!Tue, Apr 21, 2015
- "it was over."Sun, Apr 26, 2015
- epilogue.Mon, Apr 27, 2015
- update (-:Fri, Jul 10, 2015
- "i saw mommy kissing santa claus!" *BONUS CHAPTER*Fri, Dec 25, 2015
- BLAST FROM THE PAST!!Wed, Oct 30, 2019
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