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The Messed up Shit that we call Fantasy

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Reads 57
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Parts 4
Time 23m

action comedy dark darkfantasy darkmagic evil fairytail fantasy fiction funny mythology not-cliche romance sarcasm teen

You've heard all of those stories about how " 'The Blood something Pack' or 'Evil Prince Fairy guy ' is the strongest, the deadliest, and most feared mythical creature in the fantasy world." Guess what! Its just bull because every book says that. We all know in the end that the big, scary beast is just a giant softie on the inside. We all know that the boy gets the girl, yatta, yatta, yatta. Yeah, yeah, we get it. 

Well, all of this soapy, lovey-dovey stuff is not on my side in this case. Definitely not. It is far from being the usual cliché Wattpad stories with their perfect dark or good or.....whatever you wanna call fantasy worlds. This is real life people! 

I, Lorelai Matthews, have witnessed some pretty messed up shit that some would consider impossible. 
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Lorelai Matthews, Rory as her friends call her, is the girl that you know or don't have a clue who she is when you pass the halls. 
But for the people that have had the pleasure of meeting her know very well about her brutality with honesty and her sarcastic personality. She's not afraid to speak her mind and show her weird, crazy side...the fangirl side to be exact.

She could go on and on about her love for the mythical creatures that she reads about if you let her (not that she wouldn't anyways). She wouldn't hesitate to help the people who are curious about any mythical creature, she would blurt out the answers to the whole world even if they wanted to hear it or not. 

So, what happens when her sarcasm and big mouth gets her into trouble? What happens if she shares her love of Mythology and Fairytales and Folklore to the wrong person? What happens when she unravels the dark secrets of the Faeir folk?

Well, all I can say is that it's the messed up shit that we call Fantasy that holds the answer. 

Remember, not all Fantasy is good.

Some things are made to be kept a secret.

!WARNING!

THERE WILL BE STRONG VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE SO SENSITIVE READERS BEWARE.All Rights Reserved

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Shadows of the Fallen by bellclarke-wg

Six years ago, Aelin Riorson was believed to have died at the hands of Colonel Aetos, with her brother Xaden helplessly watching as her throat was slit. But Aelin survived - and went into hiding, assuming the alias Lillian Parker to protect herself, her brother, and the rebellion. She looks little like Xaden, with pale skin, strawberry-blonde curls, and a gentle demeanor. But her mismatched eyes - golden onyx in one, emerald green in the other - and the knife scar across her neck are the undeniable clues to her true identity. Now, as she enters the Riders' Quadrant, Aelin must keep her past buried. She bonds with Zyphira, a dragon tied to her family's lost legacy, and her signet manifests a dangerous power: a fusion of light and shadow, like her brother's own. As Aelin grows closer to Liam, another rebel, the weight of her secrets grows heavier. But when Xaden begins to question the night she died, her carefully constructed life begins to unravel. In a world where secrets can kill, Aelin's survival hinges on keeping her true identity hidden - but the truth may be impossible to deny. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO REBECCA YARROS EXCLUDING MY OWN O/C

From Pawn to King: Ruling a Harem of Chaos by Ultimate-Harem-fan

Reincarnated into an eroge brimming with cunning and seductive women, Shia quickly learns this world is no paradise. His childhood friend? A manipulative beauty with a penchant for control. The maid? A silver-haired, venomous tsundere. Even the elegant motherly figures hide sharp fangs behind their kind smiles. Fortunately, Shia knows this world's secret: a unique system that only he can use. From making alliances with snake-like in-laws to hosting wild parties in the elf kingdom, Shia takes charge as the self-proclaimed administrator of chaos. But taming bad women isn't easy, and Shia's life quickly turns into a whirlwind of power plays, unexpected friendships, and wild nights.

ကံမကောင်းတဲ့ အမျိုးသားအရံဇာတ်ကောင်ကို လက်ထပ်ဖို့ ၇၀ခုနှစ်သို့ ပြန်သွားခြင်း by LuciousKim

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐢'𝐬 by Night_dust05

A Royal family renowned for their illustrious name and fame, A family full of pride and rage, A Family for which everyone bows their head - The Agnihotri's. This story is about boys who possess a unique blend of qualities - they are cold, rude, powerful, self-assured, confident, and charming. They have an undeniable allure, despite the devilish side they sometimes exhibit. Their faces radiate heavenly looks, yet their personality is made by the Devil. This combination of traits makes them fascinating and captivating to those around them, drawing them in with an irresistible force. The boys' personalities are complex and intriguing, offering a glimpse into the complexity of human nature. What if the lives of those boys intertwine with those of the girls who are brimming with passion? The ones who know how to put everything in its rightful place, and who refuse to bow their head to anyone. Who can predict the tale of these four couples, each distinct from the other?

𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂'𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 (Unedited) by Ritsswriteshim

Aarkriti Goenka ,an innocent Indian girl , Daughter of The Biggest Businessman and Sister of Two World's 2nd Biggest Mafia .Luv her family and Brothers soo much , can do anything for them , Pampered by her two overprotective brothers. Alexander Hernandez , an American bacholer. World's 1st biggest Mafia . Cold towards everyone except his family . Came India for his Sister's Wedding but unintentionally fall for AAKRITI . ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ And , as their love life was just getting started. Fate turned it's back to them. But , One Misunderstanding Lack of Trust Made them fall apart. Making the Soft and kind-hearted Aakriti into a cold and cruel hearted Aakriti She was the life of her family but Her Family themselves destroyed her Life. She got heart broken by Her PARENTS , Her BROTHERS and by HER LOVE OF HER LIFE 'ALEXANDER". ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ But , Maybe it's TRUE that a Broken Woman is dangerous to the HELL !! She is back to take her revenge. She is back to make her Family regret. She is back to destroyed HER LOVE. She is back to MAKE THEIR LIFE A LIVING HELL ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ How will they react after seeing the BROKEN DAUGHTER into a CRUEL DAUGHTER ? Will they got to know the truth ? Will they regret all their deeds ? Will they apologize to her ? ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎¤▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ How will HE react after meeting her ? That the , BROKEN GIRL is now a CRUEL WOMAN A Powerful Woman. Independent Woman. Will HE regret his decisions ? Will HE apologize to her ? ●Insta I'd : @she_wr

[CH598+ Continued] Dungeon Diver: Stealing A Monster's Power by KaeNovels

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JADED by mitruworld

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إديس | Edis [مكتملة ] by watt_cloud

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Forgetful Swan by freshunknowndream

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The Offering by megan_rose_writes

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ကံမကောင်�းတဲ့ အမျိုးသားအရံဇာတ်ကောင်ကို လက်ထပ်ဖို့ ၇၀ခုနှစ်သို့ ပြန်သွားခြင်း cover

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐢'𝐬 cover

𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂'𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 (Unedited) cover

[CH598+ Continued] Dungeon Diver: Stealing A Monster's Power cover

إديس | Edis [مكتملة ] cover

Forgetful Swan cover

The Offering cover

Shadows of the Fallen

Six years ago, Aelin Riorson was believed to have died at the hands of Colonel Aetos, with her brother Xaden helplessly watching as her throat was slit. But Aelin survived - and went into hiding, assuming the alias Lillian Parker to protect herself, her brother, and the rebellion. She looks little like Xaden, with pale skin, strawberry-blonde curls, and a gentle demeanor. But her mismatched eyes - golden onyx in one, emerald green in the other - and the knife scar across her neck are the undeniable clues to her true identity. Now, as she enters the Riders' Quadrant, Aelin must keep her past buried. She bonds with Zyphira, a dragon tied to her family's lost legacy, and her signet manifests a dangerous power: a fusion of light and shadow, like her brother's own. As Aelin grows closer to Liam, another rebel, the weight of her secrets grows heavier. But when Xaden begins to question the night she died, her carefully constructed life begins to unravel. In a world where secrets can kill, Aelin's survival hinges on keeping her true identity hidden - but the truth may be impossible to deny. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO REBECCA YARROS EXCLUDING MY OWN O/C