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The Messed up Shit that we call Fantasy
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Ongoing, First published Apr 10, 2019
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You've heard all of those stories about how " 'The Blood something Pack' or 'Evil Prince Fairy guy ' is the strongest, the deadliest, and most feared mythical creature in the fantasy world." Guess what! Its just bull because every book says that. We all know in the end that the big, scary beast is just a giant softie on the inside. We all know that the boy gets the girl, yatta, yatta, yatta. Yeah, yeah, we get it. 

Well, all of this soapy, lovey-dovey stuff is not on my side in this case. Definitely not. It is far from being the usual cliché Wattpad stories with their perfect dark or good or.....whatever you wanna call fantasy worlds. This is real life people! 

I, Lorelai Matthews, have witnessed some pretty messed up shit that some would consider impossible. 
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Lorelai Matthews, Rory as her friends call her, is the girl that you know or don't have a clue who she is when you pass the halls. 
But for the people that have had the pleasure of meeting her know very well about her brutality with honesty and her sarcastic personality. She's not afraid to speak her mind and show her weird, crazy side...the fangirl side to be exact.

She could go on and on about her love for the mythical creatures that she reads about if you let her (not that she wouldn't anyways). She wouldn't hesitate to help the people who are curious about any mythical creature, she would blurt out the answers to the whole world even if they wanted to hear it or not. 

So, what happens when her sarcasm and big mouth gets her into trouble? What happens if she shares her love of Mythology and Fairytales and Folklore to the wrong person? What happens when she unravels the dark secrets of the Faeir folk?

Well, all I can say is that it's the messed up shit that we call Fantasy that holds the answer. 

Remember, not all Fantasy is good.

Some things are made to be kept a secret.

!WARNING!

THERE WILL BE STRONG VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE SO SENSITIVE READERS BEWARE.
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