Russia X America (Smut)
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Last published Thu, Apr 11, 2019
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Russia was walking home one day and came upon America looking at his snake. America grabbed Russias arm and brought him home. Great Brotaon saw them and said, "Whis this?" America said back, "Dis is ma homeboy French fridilldy Russian hoo me boo." "Ah okay, carry on then." In British Francecent. America grabbed Russia by the dick and carried him upstairs to his room. Russia autistically screeches. While going up the stairs, America grabbing his dick, Russia (upside down) hit his head on every step of the way. Just letting you know it was a staircase with 6839 steps because Americas a fat bitch and is on a diet. Even though he's only 7048 pounds. I got the horses in the back, said America. Russia was pinned against the bed SEXUALLY and blushed. America ripped off his clothes with such a speed. America then ripped Russia's clothes off and America proceeded to shove his dick in so fast that it could be classified as an imcoming tactical nuke strike. Russia pelvis shoots inside of America's stomach. Both wriggling like earthworms, white paint was splattered because Canada was painting the walls. America and Canada share a room and have a bunk bed actually.... the Duolingo bird bursts through the door, "You haven't practiced your Spanish in 4 months, you know what happens now." Duo then shoots Russia in the head. America and Ussr both go to his funeral and Ussr starts chucking rocks at Russia's exposed dick. Russia is now not dead and is screaming in pain because his dad hit him in the balls.
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