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The Holy Snail

BeepBeepLikeACar

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Reads 77
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Parts 3
Time 5m

BeepBeepLikeACar

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Once every 30 years, a snail 🐌 goes in the rocks to pee.

What happens when Lil snail meets Mr.Pendanski unexpectedly? Will they fight to the death? Or become good friends? Will they have a pee battle?

Find out in this new book, "The Holy Snail" by BeepBeepLikeACar x McCluchy (@McCluchy)All Rights Reserved

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