I'm a wild child

Literally my friends say I have the funniest craziest stories so I might as well let other people get entertained by them, because why the hell not. These also aren't going to be BS stories like you see on tumblr that are like,

"I told my mom I was gay and she started saying 'im gay' by idubbz and we dance around and made popcorn im so happy."

Like none of that BS, it's so annoying