Greadon Von Houstabout and the Quest for Ale
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An Ogre, a human, a talking lizard, a wizard who forgot his magic, a complete bitch, and an annoying asshat. And those aren't even the bad guys.
Banished from every pub in the region, two notoriously unlucky brothers traverse a tapestry of treacherous terrain in search of the almighty pint. Along their journey, they meet a damsel in distress who seeks their help in finding her kidnapped father. The reward? Ale for life! The risks? Totally outweigh the reward, but then again, no one ever called these guys geniuses.
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