APRIL SCI-FI CHALLENGE: ALIEN FRIEND Word count: 996 (out of maximum 1000 woah spot on huh) Epilogue: "They never quite got the hang of sarcasm - or humour in general, actually. Don't ever try to do an 'a horse walked into a bar', because in no possible scenario will it end in laughter, only in frustration and confusion. But, I suppose they were right. Humans will bond with anything - it only took a few weeks for the five of us to become a team. At least in my mind. Clarke, Susan, Jake, me and DJ.