Shazam Crack Shit (Discontinued For Now)
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Last published Sun, Apr 21, 2019
Billy: *falls from legit sky and lands on Yeet* ow.....
Yeet: fuck u, 2, bro
Freddy: *falls on MS*
MS: PiSs oFf--
Freddy: *gets up* 0¿0"
MS: where even are we?.....
Yeet: welcome to the Crack Shit Void, also called the CSV. The CSV allows us to run amuck and do whatever the readers, and eachother, ask and dare to do, and we basically provide other funny moments, lol
MS: so, we basically get to be in crack 24/7
Freddy: ..........
Billy: .........
Freddy: ........YASS!
Billy: I'm surrounded by idiots........
Yeet: fuck u, 2, bro
MS: LETS GET DIS PARTY STARTED--
(Asher Angel at Billy Batson, Jack D. Grazer as Freddy Freeman, MS is MissSassy, and Yeet is Itz¿Yeet. We're teaming up for this book. Enjoy our crack-headedness!)
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