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Snidely Porpington and the Fifth House of Hogwarts

PotatoLloydMcCoy

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Reads 353
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Parts 7
Time 1h 1m

PotatoLloydMcCoy

We've all heard of Gryffinndor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. But did you know a fifth house, little known and obscure, also exists at Hogwarts? Its origins shrouded in myth and general ignorance, this house is known as Borke. To this day some wizards dispute that it's even real. It seems to only attract the odd straggler students that the Sorting Hat rejects.

In this outrageous Harry Potter parody, we follow the exploits of Snidely Porpington, Theresa Wastrel, and Hugo Nunsuch, a trio of fourth year students who are a part of this oft-overlooked house: the least prestigious at Hogwarts, reserved for the most untalented and unmotivated magical students.All Rights Reserved

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