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My Crazy Immigrant Grandfather

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Yeah, so my grandfather's kind of insane. No, he doesn't have Alzheimer's or Dementia, he's been like this for his whole life. Everything in this book did actually happen and I can promise that I couldn't make it up if I tried, this man has made my life hell. Everything that has happened thus far is so crazy and awful that it's laughable and I hope that this is something everyone can laugh at as I do. For warning there will be slightly mature content such as light violence and slightly inappropriate language (stronger words will be either covered or changed entirely). The stories are not in chronological order, I just wrote them as I remembered them.Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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Evil I Become... (FIRST VERSION)

When a mysterious women arrives with his Auntie one day Rocco knows something is wrong... Follow Rocco on a journey that will take him through all forms of magic to find the true identity of this woman. But more importantly the identity of his father. Farting gnomes and rapping demons guide Rocco but will he make out alive with the worlds most deadly assassin baying for his blood. IMPORTANT NOTICE This is the first edit of this story and for multiple reasons i decided to edit this. However because of the scale of editing i was planning i have marked this unfinished version as completed and have rewritten the story again. You may still read this version however you will have to create your own ending. For those of you who have already read this story please note the following: - There will be NO MORE UPDATES on this version - Some of the characters will not appear in the re-edited version but will at some point receive their own story. I apologize for this but felt this needed to happen. Thank You.