My Crazy Immigrant Grandfather
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Last published Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Yeah, so my grandfather's kind of insane. No, he doesn't have Alzheimer's or Dementia, he's been like this for his whole life. Everything in this book did actually happen and I can promise that I couldn't make it up if I tried, this man has made my life hell. Everything that has happened thus far is so crazy and awful that it's laughable and I hope that this is something everyone can laugh at as I do. For warning there will be slightly mature content such as light violence and slightly inappropriate language (stronger words will be either covered or changed entirely). The stories are not in chronological order, I just wrote them as I remembered them.
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